Thursday, 2 September 2010

Vampires Suck (2010)

So far, the Twilight films have been extremely disappointing and they have all received pretty low ratings from me. I decided to check out Vampires Suck, thinking it would be a good laugh. Unfortunately, I could count the amount of times I laughed on one hand.

The film was full of cheap gimmicks, badly written lines that were not even close to being funny and actually, much like the Twilight films themselves, terribly structured with mass chunks of uneventful time filling.

The lead actress is a fantastic Kristen Stewart impersonator - literally every twitch, facial expression and bodily movement is spot-on. Even her voice is extremely similar! Having never seen her in anything else however, it remains to be seen how far her acting skills actually stretch.

There is really nothing much to comment on, simply because there was nothing in the film that was really worth noting. Don't bother seeing this one - simply AWFUL!
Over all i give it 3/10

18 comments:

  1. Thanks for your article, after reading that I will probably not go watch it...

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  2. Thanks for the review! I was wondering about that movie too...

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  3. It was kinda funny in a stupid kind of way :d

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  4. I thought the exact same when I saw the trailer

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  5. Of course it sucked, it's another "Movie" movie. like Epic Movie, or Meet the Spartans.

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  6. gonna watch it someday. but my guts telling me that it will suk :(

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  7. I'll be avoiding this now, although I probably would have anyway

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  8. Yeah as soon as I saw a promo ad on Youtube, I knew would suck just like Epic Movie & Meet the Spartans, just like Crispy said. Definitely not gonna watch it.

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  9. I'm surprised you were even generous enough to give it a 3/10. The guys who made this movie are perhaps the most talentless hacks in Hollywood.

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  11. i wouldn't have touched that if i were you!

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  14. Great review, right on I must say. This movie looks more dumb than the movies they will make fun of.

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