Thursday, 2 September 2010

Vampires Suck (2010)

So far, the Twilight films have been extremely disappointing and they have all received pretty low ratings from me. I decided to check out Vampires Suck, thinking it would be a good laugh. Unfortunately, I could count the amount of times I laughed on one hand.

The film was full of cheap gimmicks, badly written lines that were not even close to being funny and actually, much like the Twilight films themselves, terribly structured with mass chunks of uneventful time filling.

The lead actress is a fantastic Kristen Stewart impersonator - literally every twitch, facial expression and bodily movement is spot-on. Even her voice is extremely similar! Having never seen her in anything else however, it remains to be seen how far her acting skills actually stretch.

There is really nothing much to comment on, simply because there was nothing in the film that was really worth noting. Don't bother seeing this one - simply AWFUL!
Over all i give it 3/10
Posted by at

17 comments:

  1. -2 September 2010 at 05:02

    Thanks for your article, after reading that I will probably not go watch it...

    ReplyDelete
  2. Come At Me Bro2 September 2010 at 05:07

    Nice moviee!

    ReplyDelete
  3. WakeOfBuzzards2 September 2010 at 05:28

    Thanks for the review! I was wondering about that movie too...

    ReplyDelete
  4. David2 September 2010 at 06:19

    It was kinda funny in a stupid kind of way :d

    ReplyDelete
  5. Snarf2 September 2010 at 06:49

    I thought the exact same when I saw the trailer

    ReplyDelete
  6. Daniel2 September 2010 at 07:10

    Of course it sucked, it's another "Movie" movie. like Epic Movie, or Meet the Spartans.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Anonymous2 September 2010 at 07:16

    gonna watch it someday. but my guts telling me that it will suk :(

    ReplyDelete
  8. Intellectual Relapse2 September 2010 at 08:22

    I'll be avoiding this now, although I probably would have anyway

    ReplyDelete
  9. YobSmoke2 September 2010 at 20:53

    Yeah as soon as I saw a promo ad on Youtube, I knew would suck just like Epic Movie & Meet the Spartans, just like Crispy said. Definitely not gonna watch it.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Anon3 September 2010 at 05:26

    Will avoid now, thanks bro

    ReplyDelete
  11. Sttppd3 September 2010 at 07:46

    Thanks, will not bother.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Unknown3 September 2010 at 18:51

    I'm surprised you were even generous enough to give it a 3/10. The guys who made this movie are perhaps the most talentless hacks in Hollywood.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Anonymous3 September 2010 at 20:14

    love your blog. i will visit regularly! please check out my blogs http://www.anidubs.com & http://www.madcomp.info :]

    ReplyDelete
  14. funforthebored3 September 2010 at 20:24

    i wouldn't have touched that if i were you!

    ReplyDelete
  15. Sam17 September 2010 at 07:06

    yeah i hated this movie too.
    http://ijustdontcard.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  16. xypex23 September 2010 at 17:09

    Great review, right on I must say. This movie looks more dumb than the movies they will make fun of.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Touch and Feel23 September 2010 at 17:09

    Good review!

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)